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Monday, February 4, 2008

MEANING OF A RELATIONSHIP

A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years.He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a youngcouple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her onthe neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy isan escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of timein jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, justgive him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you.

This guy isprobably dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong,honey. I love you".To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He waswhispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, andasked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find it."Be strong, honey. I love you, too."

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